...loser! I am so rubbish at bingo. They call every number out apart from the ones on my tickets. How the hell does that happen?? Still, I have a roof over my head and some bread in the cupboard so I thank the lord for these blessings. And He does exist, saw him only the other day in Carpet Right. Said He needed to replace the threadbare carpet in the shed (who the fk lays carpet down in the shed?!). Which brings me to my idol...Mario. You know the one, he jumps around collecting coins and has a bro called Luigi. Well, can you imagine if Our Lord bounced around? He could jump from cloud to cloud collecting good souls whilst destroying the bad. Praise be.
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